The daMN people offered some pro tip briefing for riders and crew. Jess, Katie and I thought we should all go. We didn’t think we would learn that much since we are all accomplished long distance athletes. Jess even brought a book in case she got bored.
Here is some of the cool shit we learned:
Some of us didn’t have enough tats, beards or the right vibe to fit in
A legit question (at least we thought it was legit) about what was possible to forage to eat along the way. Corn, berries, small rodents???Shit we didn’t think of that. Let’s go lite, the hell with taking food.
Some people get so delusional they start riding the course the wrong way. When that is pointed out to them they insist they are correct and just keep riding. Well, we have Katie to keep us in line. No worries.
Lots of questions about what happens when riders get a little sick and don’t want to eat. One of the expert panelists had the solution: “I just eat lots of THC gummies, it keeps me chill and helps with my appetite”. Jesus, another thing we didn’t think about. Jess said she had plenty of Gummies, no sweat.
So glad we went to the briefing. We are Fucking ready.
DO EPIC SHIT 
This is hilarious. I
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